Given that the village of Southside Place, Texas, has low, low taxes and a new spare-no-expense City Hall, a mean ole traffic cop parades in his new, white Ford waiting to ticket anyone who drives just 1 mile over the speed limit or who makes a lane change without using blinkers. The cost: $100 per violation. But wait, there’s more. Did you see those two old ‘Men-Working’ signs left over from 2008’s road construction. “Offenders” (otherwise known as victims or marks) see their fines doubled, even though — gee whiz — there are no workers at work. Hey, don’t you love little Southside Place, Texas!