East of Paragon
Dont know where he came from but I was going 55 with the windows down. He came to my car and asked the normal drivers license/registration. He said I was going 56 in a 40. The whole time he was talking I was looking straight ahead at a sign that said Begin speed limit 40. Then he asked where I had been (memorial weekend). I told him Indy and he asked if I had been drinking. I said No (and hadn’t had a drop). He then asked who was with me. My wife. Has she been drinking..one small one about 4 hours ago. He walked back to his car and I was talking to the wife about his comments and she was telling me to hold my tongue. lol…he came back and said when he pulled me over it smelled like alcohol — remember I said the windows were down — anyway I sorta came unglued and said “Do you have a breathalizer in your car?” and before he could say anything I said “Why don’t you go get it because I’ve never tried one before and you can prove to yourself I haven’t had a drop.” lol..he told me to not move and went to his car. He just came back and said I’ll let you go if you do me a favor, just slow it down…yesss sirr…it was obvious I hadn’t done anything and he knew it.
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